What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
You have me today, Tomorrow you’ll have more; As your time passes, I’m not easy to store; I don’t take up space, But I’m only in one place; I am what you saw, But not what you see. What am I?
Memories
Which one of Santa’s reindeer is the fastest?
Hint:
Dasher
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
On the corner
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn’t hurt. How?
She fell off the bottom step XD
I am believed to be one-dimensional, and tinier than anything can be. Many say I’m the basis of all that we see. What am I?
A string
If someone is packing heat what are they carrying?
A gun.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, “if I write your exact weight on this piece of paper, you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50.” The boy looked around and saw no scale, so he agreed, thinking that no matter what was written, he could say more or less. In the end, the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote ‘your exact weight’ on the paper.
What building has the most stories?
The library
You cannot keep me until you have given me. What am I?
Your Word
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
A ton
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All 4 cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Queue
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
Pronounced as 1 letter, And written with 3, 2 letters there are, and 2 only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue, and grey, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?
Eye
What room doesn’t have any windows?
A mushroom
Why don’t lobsters share?
They’re shellfish!
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas tree
What’s worth more after it’s broken?
An egg
First, think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me what’s always the last thing to mend, the middle of the middle and the end of the end? Finally, give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard-to-find word. Now, string them together, and answer me this: Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A spider
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
I am a kind of coat that can only be put on when wet. What am I?
Paint