Riddles 1
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
A potato
They can be harbored, but few hold water. You can nurse them, but only by holding them against someone else. You can carry them, but not with your arms. You can bury them, but not in the earth.
Grudges.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
Automobile.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What building has the most stories?
A library
Nobody has ever walked this way. Which way is it?
The Milky Way
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards
One day, a magician was boasting about how long he could hold his breath underwater. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that’s nothing, I can stay underwater for 10 minutes using no equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How?
He filled a glass of water and held it above his head for 10 minutes.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The Future
A barrel of water weighed 60 pounds. Someone put something in it and now it weighs 40 pounds. What did the person add?
A hole
What bird do you associate with lifting weight?
A crane