Children
What has hands but doesn't clap?
A clock
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five, each daughter has the same brother.
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
His mother
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
My name is Railey. I changed my name to Corby. Then I changed it to John. And then I changed it to Colin and then I was called Arthur. What is my name?
His name is still Railey as he starts with this statement, the rest of the names are in the past.
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A Map
Where do cows go to watch something fun?
To the moo-vies
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age
A plane crashed brutally with just a few survivors. It landed on the India-Pakistan border. Where did they bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors!
Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Your father
What happens once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, but never in one hundred years?
The letter "M"
If you read my face, you'll be on time.
A clock
In a one-floor pink house, everything in the house is pink in color. The lamp, the floor, the sofa, the TV and the kitchen too. So what color are the stairs?
It is a one-floor house so it has no stairs.
What will grow bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole.
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, mother and daughter.
A boy and his father get into a car accident. When they arrive at the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and exclaims “that’s my son!” How can this be?
The doctor is the boy’s mother.
Where does chocolate milk come from?
Chocolate cows.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English,’ and 8 in ‘alphabet' = 18
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months.
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
Which monster would never look in the mirror?
A vampire, as it has no reflection