easy
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What gets wet while drying
A towel
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it
Shorter (Short+er)
What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money
A river
What has a head and a tail but no body
A coin
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What goes up but never comes down
your age
A boy and his father get into a car accident. When they arrive at the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and exclaims “that’s my son!” How can this be?
The doctor is his mother
It’s been around for millions of years, but is never more than a month old. What is it?
The moon
What is as light as a feather but the strongest man cannot hold for long?
Breath
What month of the year has 28 days
All of them
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
david
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
Tommy throws the ball as hard as he could, and it comes back to him, without anything or anybody touching it. How
He threw the ball upwards
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs
A deck of cards
What is full of holes but still holds water
A sponge
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Even
A girl fell off a 40 feet ladder, but still did not get hurt. Why
She fell off the bottom step
The more that there is of this, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What question can you never answer yes to
Are you asleep yet?
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty
A chalkboard
What building has the most stories
The library
It is weightless, you can see it. If you put it in a barrel it will make it lighter
A hole
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible
They are grandfather, father and son