Easy
A woman and 9 friends are under ONE umbrella, but nobody gets wet. Why?
It isn't raining.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and left on Friday. How is this possible ?
The horse is called Friday
Say my name and I disappear. What am I ?
Silence
It can cry but has no voice ; it may flutter but has no wings ; it could be biting, but has no teeth ; it sometimes mutters, but has no mouth. What is it ?
The wind
If your uncle’s sister is related to you but is not your aunt, what is the relation ?
She's your mother
The more keepers I have, the less protected I am. What am I?
A secret
A father and son were involved in a car accident. The father was trapped in the car, but the son was rushed to the nearest hospital. Upon entering the emergency room, the doctor who was supposed to operate on the young boy exclaimed, “I can’t operate ! This is my son!” How is that possible ?
The surgeon is a woman, so she's the mother of the kid.
I add five to nine, and get two. The answer is correct, but how ?
When it is 9am, add 5 hours to it and you will get 2pm.
I never was but always will be. No one ever saw me but everyone knows I exist. I give people the motivation to better themselves everyday. What am I ?
Tomorrow
Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
5
The one who built it didn’t want it. The one who bought it didn’t need it. The one who used it never saw it. What is it ?
A coffin
Mr. Davis lives on the 30th floor of an apartment with a total of 30 floors. Every morning, he leaves his apartment for his job at the local bank, gets into the elevator and goes down 30 floors to the street level exit. Every evening when he returns, he takes the elevator up to the 10th floor, then gets out and walks up 20 floors of stairs—except on rainy days, when he takes the elevator up to the 20th floor and walks the remaining 10. Why does he do this ?
Mr. Davis is very short, so he cannot reach higher than the 10th floor button, except on rainy days when his umbrella allows him to reach the 20th.
What 4 days of the week start with the letter ‘t’ ?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow
Yesterday is always before today. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where ?
In a dictionary
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
They are grandfather, father and son.
"Nothing" : nothing is greater than God. Nothing is more evil than the Devil.
A man is moving towards a field, but he knows that when he gets there he will die. Why does he keep going ?
His parachute won't open...
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years ?
The letter "m"
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives?
one
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.
The beggar was a woman.
I am the beginning of the end, as well as the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I ?
The letter "e"
What has roots that nobody sees, is taller than trees, ever goes up, and yet never grows ?
A mountain
What goes up but never can never ever come down ?
Your age
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Daughter