What gets wet when drying?
A towel.
There is one room in the house ghosts will not haunt.
The living room.
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn't alive?
A glove.
Lighter than a feather, there’s nothing in it, but the strongest man can’t hold it for more than a few minutes.
Your breath
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can't touch or catch me. What am I?
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge, or spongebob.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole.
A rooster lays an egg at the top of a slanted roof. Which side is the egg going to roll-off?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin.
I am always in front of you, but you will never see me. What am I?
The future
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. Who am I?
A barber.
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it more often. What is it?
Your Name
If you drop me, I’m sure to crack, but smile at me, and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A MIRROR
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter R.
If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I?
A secret.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What kind of coat is best to put on wet?
A coat of paint.
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A map.
I can be cracked. And I can be made. I can be told. And I can be played.
A JOKE
What is easier to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble
What can a child make but nobody can see it?
Noise.
David's father has three sons:
Snap, Crackle, and _________?
David.
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What 3 numbers give the same result when multiplied or added together?
1, 2, and 3 (1 + 2 + 3 = 6 and 1 x 2 x 3 = 6).