Riddles
What never asks a question but always gets answered.
A phone.
How many seconds are there in a year?
Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.
What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
How much dirt is there in a hole that’s 5 feet wide and 5 feet deep?
None
We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day. What is it?
The letter “e”
A person fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn't get hurt. How?
They fell off the bottom step.
What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive?
Gloves.
What belongs to you but gets used by everyone else more than you?
Your name.
Name four days of the week that start with the letter “t”
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why?
He's playing Monopoly
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M.
What moves faster: heat or cold?
Heat. Because you can always catch a cold.
You will buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?
A plate
A person rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday was the name of it's horse.
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (take away the ‘s’ and it becomes ‘even’).
What’s full of holes but can still hold liquid?
A sponge.
Forwards I’m heavy but backwards I’m not. What am I?
A ton.
How do oceans say hello to each other?
They wave
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter “w.”
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest girl can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breath.
What goes up as soon as the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
A girl leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two guys wearing masks. Who are the two guys?
The catcher and the umpire.
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
Post office.