Riddles 1
which month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
You bought me for dinner but you never eat me,what am I?
Silverware
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Your footsteps.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a candle
A man walked outside not a rain went on his head,How is that possible?
He's Bald
What is at the end of everything?
The letter "g"
Some months have eight letters in their name, where others have five. How many have three?
They all do
People have stepped on me, but not many. I never stay full for long. I have a dark side. What am I?
The moon
What invention allows people to look right through a wall?
A window.
A man dropped a glass on the ground and spilled no water.How is that possible?
The glass was full of milk
You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter "e"
I am always running, but never get tired or hot. What am I?
The refrigerator
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter "o"
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police went to the crime scene and question the wife and staff and got these alibis: The wife said she was sleeping, the cook was eating breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail, the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail but there’s no mail on Sundays!
All 5 sisters are busy. Ann is reading a book, Rose is cooking, Katy is playing chess, and Mary is doing the laundry. What is the 5th sister doing?
She’s playing chess, of course!
I have a head much smaller than my long neck. People who play with me pick at me and that’s fine. What am I?
A guitar
You see a boat full of people yet there is not a single person on board. How is this possible?
All of those onboard are married.
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives; each wife had seven sacks; each sack had seven cats; each cat had seven kits; kits, cats, sacks, and wives. How many were there going to St. Ives?”
One
You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing, or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way. Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry. Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death. Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you. Which door do you pick?
Door #3, since there is no electricity to harm you.
I sound like I could cut you, but I’m actually quite comfortable. I can be green or yellow. I can be stiff or soft. I am a friend to bugs and also bare feet. What am I?
a blade of grass