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how far can a fox run into the woods?
only halfway, because then it would be running OUT of the woods
Im an odd number, take away one letter and I'll be even. What number am I?
seven
what has hands but can't clap?
a clock
if a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass (Plastic is okay too)
what goes up but can never go down?
your age
what is a five letter word, but becomes shorter when you add two letters?
Shorter (Short-er)
Im tall when I'm young, and short when I'm old, what am I?
a candle
what word is spelt wrong in every dictionary?
wrong
you draw a line, without touching it, how can you make it longer?
draw a shorter line beside it
what begins with E but only has one letter?
an envelope
how can a leopard change its spots?
from running from one spot to another
what is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
trouble
if a brother, his sister, his dog, and his cat werent under an umbrella, how did the not get wet?
I never said it was raining..
Karen has four daughters, each one of her daughters has a brother, how many children does Karen have?
Five, they all have the same brother
you bought me for dinner but didn't eat me, what am I?
Silverware
after the train crashed, every single person died, who survived?
The couples
how many letters are in The English Alphabet?
18: 3 in 'The', 7 in 'English', 8 in 'Alphabet'
What answer can you never answer yes to?
are you asleep yet?
when things go wrong, who can you always count on?
your fingers
Turn us on our backs and open up our stomachs, and you will be the wisest but at the start a lummox. What are we?
books
if twos company, and threes a croud, what is four and five?
NINE! DUUHH
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the Future
The story takes place in a circular house, the characters are a mom, a dad, a child, a maid, a cook, and a gardener.
the mom and the dad lose their child, they ask the gardener if he has seen him. He says, "No, I was gardening all day." They then ask the maid. She says, "No, I was sitting in a corner all day." they ask the cook. he said, "No, I was cooking food all day."
Who stole the child?
The maid, This is a circular house.
An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
I am a fruit. If you take away the first letter of my name I become a crime. Take away the first two letters of my name I become an animal. Take away the first and last letter of my name and I become a form of music. What am I?
Grape, Rape, Ape, and Rap