I'm easy to lift but hard to throw. What am I?
Feathers
What can never be put in a saucepan?
A lid
What goes up but never come down?
Your age
I have one letter but my name is spelled with eight. What am I?
Envelope
What breaks on the water but never on land?
a wave
What has words but never speaks?
A book
All men take of there hats to one person. Who is this person?
A barber
What can you always count on when trying to solve math problems?
Your fingers
What turns everything around without moving?
Mirror
What can be measured but not seen?
Time
Two children were play checkers and they both played five games. They each one the same number of games. How is this possible.
They weren't playing each other.
If Jessica's daughter i my daughter's mum, who am I to Jessica?
Son in law
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right threw them
I can never be stolen from you. I am owned by everyone. Some have more, some have less. What am I?
Knowledge
i am never the first to speak but always the last to be heard?
An Echo
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock
I hide but my head is outside. What am I?
A Nail
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
A reflection
I have three eyes and only one leg. Obey me or you will be sorry. What am I?
Traffic Light
What runs around a house but doesn't move?
A Fence
What is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?
The living room
What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
A pack of cards
It lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots on top. What is it?
An Icicle
What do you throw away that keeps returning?
Boomerang
What weighs more a ton of gold or a ton of feathers.
They weigh exactly the same, one ton each