What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion.
How many seconds are in a year?
Twelve — January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
Day, and night.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
The post office.
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch
A promise.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What is the end of everything?
The letter “g”.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father, and son.
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
Kangaroo
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I
Money.
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
A road.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter “o.”
I’m lighter than a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath.
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine.
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven.
What is made of water, but if you put it into water it vanishes?
An ice cube.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.