What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
You have two apples.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither—they both weigh a ton.
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
Three
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
What has words, but never speaks?
A book
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald