Riddles
I’m full of keys, but I can’t open any door. What am I?
A piano.
A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Because the people on the boat are all couples!
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
A man was outside taking a walk when it started to rain. The man didn’t have an umbrella, and he wasn’t wearing a hat. His clothes got soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
The man is bald.
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s dad. Who was the doctor?
The boy's mom.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
What goes up and never goes down?
Age.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday was the name of his horse.
Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining!
What belongs to you, but is used more by others?
Your name.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They both weigh a ton.
How many months have 28 days?
12 months.
Name four days of the week that start with the letter “t”?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
What can be as big as an elephant but weigh nothing?
The elephant's shadow.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise.
She starts out tall, but the longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she?
A candle.
Born in water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
A mosquito.
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, mother, and daughter.
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R".
Tom’s father has three sons: Jim, John, and what’s the third one’s name?
Tom!
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (take away the ‘s’ and it becomes ‘even’).