These keep your hands warm and protect them from cold and ice. What are they?
Gloves!
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock!
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What do December, January, and February have in common?
The letter "R"!
Where do you take a sick boat?
The dock-tor!
What kind of ball does not bounce?
A snowball!
I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?
An echo!
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
"Smells like carrots"
What fish costs the most?
What bites with no teeth?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm!
Who are Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-sicle!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold!
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David!
I am completely unique, yet to you, we are all the same.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand!
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse is named Friday!
A snowmobile!
What is always in front of you, but can’t be seen?
The future!
What goes "oh, oh, oh"?
Santa walking backwards!