What?
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
Why shouldn't you tell jokes about retired people?
None of them work.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square
How do you organize a space party?
You plan-et.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It's two tired.
What does a house wear?
Address.
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is.
How did the personal trainer quit his job?
What's a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates
Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
They have the best batter.
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores
How do you make seven even?
You take away the 's'
What kind of shape may have been knighted?
Cir-cle.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He never lands.
Which state has the most streets?
Rhode Island.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.