murderer
there was a man who was born before his father killed his mother and married his sister. yet there was nothing wrong what he had done why?
his father was in front of him when he was born therfore he was born before him. his mom died while giving birth to him. finally he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceramony.
what has to be broken before you use it.
an egg.
what can you break even if you never pick it up or touch it.
a promise.
what has keys but cant open looks.
piano.
what can you keep after giving to someone
your word.
a man moved into a new house decided he was tired after the journey and turned off all the lights and went to bed. The next morning he had killed 365 people. How could this be? He does not sleepwalk. He slept like a baby.
He lived in a lighthouse.
i'm tall when i'm young and i'm short when i'm old what am i.
A caddle
what goes up but never comes down.
you age.
the more you cut the bigger i grow what am i
a hole.
i shave every day but my beard stays the same what am i
a barber.
a woman is at her mother's funeral when sudenly she sees a man so handsome that she instely falls in love with her unforchanly she never got a chance to talk to the man the next day the woman kills her sister what was the motive
the women was hoping to see the man again at her sisters funeral.
what month of the year has 28 days
all of them
a man who was outside in the rain without ambrella or hat did'nt get a single hair on his head wet. why
he was bald.
what comes once in a minute twice in a momment but never in a thousand years.
the leter m
you see a boat filled with people yet there is'n a single person on board how is that possible.
all the people on the boat are married.
what hired killer never goes to jail.
an exstermanater
what is full of holes but still holds water.
a sponge
i speak without a mouth and hear without ears i have no body but i come alive with the wind what am i
an echo
i'm not alive but i can grow i domt have lungs but i need air what am i
fire.
you walk into a room that contains a match a kerosene lamb a candle and a fireplace what would you light first.
the match
A thousand colored folds stretch toward the sky. Atop a tender strand, Rising from the land. Til killed by maiden's hand, Perhaps a token of love, perhaps to say goodbye.
a flower.
there's one story house in which everything is yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow funiture. what color are the stairs.
there aren'nt any its a one story house.
the more you take the more you leave behind what am i
footsteps
what gets wet whille drying.
a towel
a man dies of old age on 25 his birthday how is this posible
he was born on febuary 29