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Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The egg
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They have a grandfather, son, and father
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains. What is it?
Dozens
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
Queue
What is always in front of you, but can never be seen?
The future
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age
The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter "o"
What is so fragile, that saying it's name breaks it?
Silence
What question can you never say yes to?
Are you asleep?
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
You have two apples
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
There is a one story house, everything is yellow, yellow walls floors and even bedrooms. What is the color of the stairs?
There are no stairs
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five- each daughter have the same brother
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Four sisters and three brothers
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was Bald
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
Three sisters - he has no brothers
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What word of five letters has one left when two are removed?
Stone
What gets wet while drying?
A towel