What cruel person would sit on a baby?
A babysitter.
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
Your sister.
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
I Start with M, end with X, and have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?
A mailbox.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
I am made of water, but I’m not wet. What am I?
A cloud.
A barrel of water weighed 60 pounds. Someone put something in it and now it weighs 40 pounds. What did the person add?
A hole.
How much dirt is in a hole that measures 2 feet by 3 feet by 4 feet?
None.
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn’t hurt. Why?
She fell off the bottom step.
What has a bottom at the top?
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
Where would you take a sick boat?
To the dock.
Two fathers and two sons sat down to eat eggs for breakfast. They ate exactly three eggs, each person had an egg. The riddle is for you to explain how.
One is a grandpa, another a father, and then his son.
I’m full of holes but strong as steel. What am I?
A chain.
What is there one of in every corner but two of in every room?
The letter o.
I have three feet, but I can’t stand without leaning. I have no arms to hold me up. What am I?
A yardstick.
What kind of murderer is full of fiber?
A cereal killer.
What kind of band never plays any music?
A rubber band.
You can hear me, but can’t see me, and I won’t answer unless spoken to. What am I?
An echo.
What keeps going up and down but never moves?
A staircase.
I have many faces, expressions, and emotions, and I am usually right at your fingertips. What am I?
Emojis.
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e.
The more there is of me, the less you see. What am I?
Darkness.