Easy
What word becomes shorter when two letters are added to it?
Short 🤣🤣🤣
What has keys but no lock?
A piano or keyboard ⌨️ 🎹
There's a bowl with seven apples. You remove three. How many do you have?
3 🍎
Where does Christmas come before Easter?
In the dictionary 📖
What’s always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
The more of me there is, the less you see. What am I?
Darkness 💡 ❌❌❌
What can’t be throw, but can be caught?
A sickness 😷
What has no questions, but you can answer it?
A phone 📱
If three puppies can eat three hot dogs in three minutes, how long will it take 100 puppies to eat 100 hot dogs?
3 minutes 🕰️
An electric train is going 100km an hour. How much smoke comes out per second?
Electric trains don’t blow smoke 💨 😂 ⚡️
What has a lot of holes, but still holds liquid?
A sponge 🧽
I don't belong in any other month besides December. I'm not a holiday. What exactly am I?
The letter “D” 😂
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest ⛰️
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature 🤒
The lone ranger rode into town on Friday. He stayed for five days and left that Friday. How could this be?
The horse’s name is Friday 🐴
On a ship you see tons of people. You look again, but this time you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They are all married 💍
You just bought a rooster. You expect to get three fresh eggs every morning. After two weeks and three days with the bird, how many eggs do you have?
Roosters don’t lay eggs 🥚 🐓 🤪
A butcher is 5 feet 9 inches, wears size 8 shoes, and is 32 years old. What does she weigh?
She weighs meat 🥩
I am seen in water, yet never wet. What am I?
A reflection 🪞
Forwards I'm heavy, backwards I'm not. What am I?
The word ”ton” 🗣️
You're running a marathon and you just passed the person who was in second place. What place are you in now?
Second 🤭
In what month do people get the least sleep?
February 😴 💤 🛌
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Once 😜
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
(S)even 😝
What has hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards ♥️ ♣️♠️♦️🃏