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What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter "w".
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin
What can you catch but not throw?
a cold
What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
A piano.
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock.
Jared's father has 3 sons.
Snap, Crackle, and __________?
Jared
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name.
What has to be broken before you use it?
An egg.
What gets wet while drying?
Towel
What has legs but doesn't walk?
A table/chair.
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.”
How many daughters does he have?
Three. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
If you're running in a race and you pass the person in 4th place, what place are you in?
4th place
I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle.
What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
A chalkboard.
What has one eye but can't see?
A needle.
Mary has four daughters.
Each daughter has a brother.
How many children does Mary have?
5
What kind of band never plays music?
rubberband
What can run but never walks,
has a mouth but never eats,
& has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many apples do you have?
2.
What has lots of eyes but can't see?
A potato.
3 doctors all say that Bill is their brother.
Bill says he has no brothers.
How is this possible?
The 3 doctors are Bill's sisters.
What can be found in the middle of Toronto?
"o"
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short
You see a boat filled with people yet there isn't a single person on board.
How is this possible?
They're all married.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs?
A bed.