Easy jeopardy
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
a candle
What has many rings but no fingers?
A Telephone
If you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
There were five men at church, and it started raining while they were outside. The four that ran still got wet, but the one that was still stayed completely dry. Why did he stay dry?
He was in a coffin—the other men were at his funeral.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter “o”
Two children are born on the same day by the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
They are triplets!
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
A thief enters a store and threatens the clerk, forcing her to open the safe. The clerk says, “The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you’ll never get the code.” But the thief manages to guess the code on his own. How did he do it?
The clerk already told him the code—she said it’s “different” every day.
What goes in a birdbath but never gets wet?
A man in a car saw a golden door, a silver door, and a bronze door. Which door did he open first
The car door
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin
Chef Andrea has to light the kitchen stoves to open her restaurant for the day. There are three stoves in the kitchen: A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. She only has one match. Which does she light up first?
The match.
There is a one-story house in which everything is yellow: yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
there aren't any - it's a one-story house
How many months of the year have 28 days?
12
What is so unbelievably fragile that just by speaking its name will break it?
Silence.
Sam's parents have three kids. Their names are Huey, Dewey, and _____?
sam
The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?
A coffin
What has a thousand needles but cannot sew?
Porcupine