CINCH
What becomes wetter the more it dries?
A TOWEL
What has hands but does not clap?
A CLOCK
What has to be broken before you can use it?
AN EGG
If two is a company, and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
NINE
What goes up but never comes back down?
YOUR AGE
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A STAMP
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
YOUR FINGERS
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A SPONGE
What begins with an E but only has one letter?
AN ENVELOPE
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
TROUBLE
What can you catch but not throw?
A COLD
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old, what am I?
A CANDLE
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
SILENCE
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
THE FUTURE
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A MAP
What has a neck but no head?
A BOTTLE
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
LETTER C
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A PALM
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen.
STARS
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
HE WANTED TO VISIT PLUTO
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE BOAT ARE MARRIED
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
HE WAS BORN ON FEBRUARY 29th
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A BANK
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
THE ECHO
You enter a dark room. There is a candle and a lantern. You only have ONE match. Which one do you light first?
THE MATCH