riddles 1
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
your breath
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
it got toed
what do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
What can go up but can't go down?
you age
How do you make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it
What type of bear is toothless?
a gummy bear
what do you call a fish with no eyes
A fsh
What flowers are kissable?
Tulips
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin
What do you call a song about a tortilla?
A wrap
What cars do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because their dead
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
a piano
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
a staircase
What did one hat say to the other?
Wait here, I’m going on ahead!
What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
light blue
how do trains eat?
they choo-choo
Where does today come before yesterday?
in the dictionary
What has legs, but does not walk?
a chair
What keys unlock a banana?
A mon-key
What did one wall say to the other?
Let’s meet at the corner.
what do you call a can opener that cant work?
A can't opener 🤣