A
What has hands but doesn't clap?
A clock
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five, each daughter has the same brother.
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
His mother
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
A man went to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a river which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream?
1. Man+goose, go back alone
2. Man+fox, then back with goose
3. Man+corn, go back alone
4. Man+goose
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A Map
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age
I have keys, but there is no locks. I have space, but there is no room. You can enter but you cannot go outside. What am I?
A keyboard
Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Your father
What happens once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, but never in one hundred years?
The letter "M"
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
Glass, all greenhouses are made of glass.
There was a green house. Inside the green house, there was a white house. Inside the white house, there was a red house. Inside the red house, there were lots of babies. What is it?
a Watermelon
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, mother and daughter.
A boy and his father get into a car accident. When they arrive at the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and exclaims “that’s my son!” How can this be?
The doctor is the boy’s mother.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English,’ and 8 in ‘alphabet.’
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the Moo-vies
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months.
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.