Funny
Riddles
Riddles
It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
A staircase
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An EGG
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
'o'
If you divide thirty by half, and add ten, what do you get?
70
What do you call cheese that can dance?
Nacho Cheese
What fruit loves to go crazy and go wild?
Bananas
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A CLOCK
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?
'r'
What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?
1, 2, 3
What kind of vegetable do people look forward to getting every month?
Celery (salary)
What food loves to yell and shout?
Ice cream
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
A CANDLE
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
SHORT
X is an odd number. Take a letter away from X and it becomes even. Which is that number?
Seven (Seven-S=Even)
You cut me up, you chop me up, you dice me up and you cry over me. What am I?
Onion
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A COIN
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
QUEUE
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many apples do you have?
You have 2 apples
What is the wealthiest nut?
Cashew
Where does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary
What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
A deck of cards
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
An envelope
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet only three people are in the car. How?
There is a grandfather, a father and a son in the car.
In what vegetable can you find all sorts of animals?
Zucchini (Zoo-chini)