Funny
What can you never have for breakfast?
What is lunch/dinner?
Which is heavier: a ton of sand or a ton of feathers?
What is they are the same?
Lily is a lily pad in a small pond. Lily doubles her size each day. On the 20th day, she covers the whole pond. On what day was Lily half the size of the pond?
What is day 19?
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone, and cities with no buildings. What am I?
What is a map?
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright, full moon. Now, answer quickly: What do cows drink?
What is water?
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
What is glass?
A room contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What do you light first?
What is the match?
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
What is nine?
Different lights make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change. What am I
What is a human pupil?
What has a head, a tail, is brown and has no legs?
What is penny?
What is the capital in France?
What is “F”?
If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
What is your mother?
I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years’ time, I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now?
What is 40 and 10?
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown. What am I?
What is time?
A dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
What is the river was frozen?
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
What is Silence.
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
What is three? (1 blonde - 1 brunette - 1 redhead)
When John was 6 years old, he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later, at age 16, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by 5 centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
What is the same?
You go at red and stop at green. What am I?
What is watermelon?
The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
What is coffin?
What does man love more than life, hate more than any type of mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?
What is Nothing?
Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
What is an ace of diamonds, king of hearts, two of spades.
If 11 plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
What is 2:00 pm?
DAILY DOUBLE: I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
What is a keyboard?
It can’t be seen, can’t be felt, can’t be heard, and can’t be smelled. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. What is it?
What is darkness?