Funny
I’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
yarn
In a year, there are 12 months. Seven months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
what is they all do?
what 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
a window
Which travels faster? Hot or Cold?
what is Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.
I come in different shapes and sizes. Parts of me are curved, other parts are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. What am I?
jigsaw puzzle piece
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
a potato
First, I threw away the outside and cooked the inside. Then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What did I eat?
what is corn on the cob
What makes more as you take them?
footsteps
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
a comb
Mike is a butcher. He is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh?
what is meat?