fruit
a fruit on a tree, a tree on a fruit. what it is?
pineapple
You might be called this animal
If someone thinks that you’re afraid
This is something that you might eat
As well as its eggs that it laid
chiken
I had no father, only a grandfather. I shall bear no sons, only daughters. What am I?
a bee
i hav many eyes but cant see
i am brown on the outside and white in the inside
potato
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
three melons
A red cap on my head, a stone in my throat, if you tell me the answer, I'll give you a Groat. What am I?
peach
My wings are used as flippers
So in water I can flow
Sometimes when on land I slide
On my belly in the snow
penguin
Armored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
a turtle
Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside.
corn
A container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
an egg
It looks green, it opens red. What you eat is red, but what you spit out is black.
watermelon
I have four legs but no tail. Usually I am heard only at night. What am I?
a frog
I create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
a spider
What has ears but cannot hear?
corn
Brothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall. You only care to eat the solid food, And don’t care to eat the soup.
chopsticks
Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as it's flesh. It's heart is made of stone.
cherry
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
a kangaroo
If a man carried my burden He would break his back. I am not rich, but leave silver in my track.
snail
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
mushroom
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
fire
Crushed beneath trampling feet, kept in darkness and cold. I am useless if I have suffered not; but having suffered, my temper is sweet and strong to all those who partake. What am I, at start?
grapes
What bone will a dog never eat?
a trombone
A very vicious dog is tied to a tree. If you came close enough, you'ed lose your head. If he sees you, he'll follow your every step. Your basket ball rolls past the dog. If you are alone, how do you get your ball back with out being mutilated?
Walk around the tree until there is no more rope left on the dogs leash. Then, grab your ball.
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts off my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.
onion
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
when it is too heavy to lift