I’m the rare case when today comes before yesterday. What am I?
A dictionary
What always ends everything?
The letter G
It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
Corn
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn’t alive?
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards
I go on red, but stop for green. What am I doing?
Eating a watermelon
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge
If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I?
A secret
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
They are all married
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
A man shaves several times a day but still has a beard. How?
He's a barber
David’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _________________?
David
What gets wet when drying?
A towel
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
He was walking
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold
Mr. Smith has four daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Five
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
The man who invented it doesn’t need it. The man who bought it doesn’t want it. The man who needs it doesn’t know. What is it?
A coffin
The shorter I am, the bigger I am. What am I?
A temper
Three doctors said Robert is their brother. Robert says he has no brothers. Who is lying?
The doctors are Robert’s sisters.
There's a one-story house. Everything in the red house is red, the walls are red, the bathroom is red, the floor is red, the kitchen is red, all of the bedrooms are red. So, what color are the stairs?
There are no stairs