Easy
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He's Bald
What goes up but never comes down?
Your Age
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
The more of there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it
Your Name
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
What two things you can never eat for breakfast
Lunch and Dinner