What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What do the letter T and an island have in common?
You’ll find them both in the middle of the WATER.
Red house is made out of red bricks, Blue house is made out of Blue bricks, orange house is made out of orange bricks, What is a green house made out of?
What goes all the way around the world but stays in a corner?
A stamp
If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I?
A secret
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn’t alive?
A glove
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. Who am I?
A barber.
What two words, added together, contain the most letters?
Post office
What always ends everything?
The letter G
The man who invented it doesn’t need it. The man who bought it doesn’t want it. The man who needs it doesn’t know. What is it?
A coffin.
I’m the rare case when today comes before yesterday. What am I?
A dictionary.