How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them!
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
What has thirteen hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11 letters (there's only 11 letters in the phrase 'the alphabet').
I’m always on the dinner table, but you don’t get to eat me. What am I?
Plates and chopsticks
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T inside it?
A teapot.
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age
Which question can you never answer "yes" to?
Are you asleep?
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise.
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.
I’m very tall when I’m young but get shorter as I get older. What am I?
A candle.
Grandpa went for a walk, and it started raining. He forgot to bring an umbrella and didn’t have a hat. When he got home, his clothes were soaking wet, but not a hair on his head was wet. How was this possible?
Grandpa is bald
I like to stay awake at night and sleep during the day. What am I?
An owl.
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word “wrong.” It’s the only word that’s spelled W-R-O-N-G.
What has keys but can't open locks?
A piano.
What kind of room has no walls or corners?
A mushroom.
What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’, and has thousands of letters?
A post office
A cowgirl road into town on Friday. Three days later, she left on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday is the name of her horse.