What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What ball can you roll but cannot bounce or throw?
Eyeball
I only have one color. I do not have a permanent size. You will see me in the sun, but when the rain comes, I hide. I cannot cause you harm, and I feel no pain either. What am I?
A shadow
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Can you guess the word in the dictionary spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A Bank
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A Piano
What can you break, even without holding or touching it.
A Promise
A boy clocked five on his last birthday and will be seven on his next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is his sixth birthday
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
I will live if I fall off a building. But if I fall into the water, then I will perish. What am I?
A Paper
How can you spell “C-O-W” in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
A bus driver went down a one-way lane in the opposite direction. He went past several cops, but they did not stop him. Why?
Because the bus driver was walking and not driving
What is extremely light, but even the strongest man cannot hold for over five minutes?
Breath
What can you find twice in November, once in February, and not at all in April?
The letter "E"
There are two mothers and two daughters in a car. Yet there are only three passengers in the vehicle. How is that possible?
The three passengers are the grandmother, mother, and daughter
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David!