What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!!!
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
I’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
yarn
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkbaord
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A secret
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
A shadow
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
You walk into a room that contains a match, a oil lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary