Bazooka
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
Davids parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what 's the name of the third son
David
What has legs but doesn't walk?
A table.
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age.
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
Three
There's a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs.
Its a one-story house, no stairs.
What is always in front of you but cannot be seen?
The future.
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window.
What runs all around a backyard but never moves?
A fence.
Which fish costs the most?
A goldfish.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A stair case.
What building has the most stories?
The library.
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace? What would you light first?
The match.
If your running a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock.