riddles with puns
what gets wetter as it drys
A towle
David's father has three sons. Two are named John and Mark. What is the name of the third son?
David
what has an eye but cannot see
a needle
what has four legs but cannot walk
a table a chair mabey a bed
what has a thousand needles
a pokupine
why do bees have sticky hair
because they use hony combs
What has ears but cannot hear
A corn cob
what building has the most stories
a library
what runs but never walks
a river(water) electrisity
whats black, white and blue
a sad zebra
Why are teddy bears never hungry
Their always stuffed
what kind of lion never roars
a dandelion
what do you call a bear with no teeth
a gummy bear
A cowgirl road into town on Friday. Three days later, she left on Friday. How is that possible?
the horse is name is friday
The alphabet goes from A to Z, but I go Z to A. What am I?
A zebra