Classroom
Brain Teasers
Easy
For Kids
Funny
100

What happened to the plant in the math classroom?

It grew square roots, of course.

100

You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?

What stairs? You live in a one-story house.

100

What can you catch but not throw?

A Cold

100

David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?

David

100

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because it has Greece at the bottom.

200

Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?

Because the students are bright.

200

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? "What is it?"

A die (dice)

200

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

He was walking...not driving.


200

What belongs to you but is used more by others?

Your name.

200

Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

This man is bald!

300

What are the science teacher's favorite states?

Solid, Liquid, Gas. The states of all matter.

300

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

300

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

NOON

300

 I make two people out of one. What am I?

 A mirror

300

There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?

Monkey see monkey do.

400

What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?

The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"

400

Always in you, Sometimes on you; If I surround you, I can kill you. What am I?

Water

400

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

Bring a chair back with you.


400

What is more useful when it is broken?

An egg.


400

Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!


500

Where do fish go on vacation?

Finland

500

I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?

A chick in an egg.

500

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.


 


 


 



500

I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?

A blackboard.

500

Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?

They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.

600

Where do zombies go on vacation

The Dead Sea

600

I Am A Word Of Six; My First Three Letters Refer To An Automobile

A carpet

600

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

The car door.


600

I am as light as a feather, yet no man can hold me for long. What am I?

Your Breath

600

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

 Hiss and Hers.

700

Why was the student's homework in his father's handwriting?

Because the student borrowed his pen.


700

Two girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour on the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?

They were not born in the same year

700

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horse's food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

The rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food.


700

They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

Gloves

700

There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't?

10. Listen closely: 30 cows and twenty-eight chickens. Say EIGHT and ATE. They sound the same. Therefore, it means 20 ATE chickens. 30-20=10, so 10 cows didn't eat any chickens.