How many months have 28 days?
Every month has 28 days
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down
Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what i’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
An alarm clock
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?
The letter “R”
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
Soap
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
Who has married many women but was never married?
A priest
In a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady, a 30-year-old policeman, a 52-year-old random woman, and the driver who is 65 years old. Who is the youngest?
The baby of the pregnant lady
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9
What has many rings but no fingers?
A phone
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
Ton
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce
If a zookeeper had 100 pairs of animals in her zoo, and two pairs of babies are born for each one of the original animals, then (sadly) 23 animals don’t survive, how many animals do you have left in total?
977 animals (100 x 2 = 200; 200 + 800 = 1000; 1000 – 23 = 977)
What can you break without touching it?
A promise
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
A relationship
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
David
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob
What is at the end of rainbow?
The letter W