Riddles 1
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
What is David
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
What is Chicago
In a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady, a 30-year-old policeman, a 52-year-old random woman, and the driver who is 65 years old. Who is the youngest?
What is the pregnant ladys baby
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
What is your name
What room do ghosts avoid?
What is a living room
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
What is there are none its a one-story house
Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
What is the river is frozen
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
What is all the people are married
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly: What do cows drink?
What is water
What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?
What is a cupcake
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
What is a barber
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?
What is pencil lead
First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I?
What is fishhook
What hard rock group has four dudes, but not one of them plays the guitar?
What is Mount Rushmore
Where does today come before yesterday?
What is a dictionary
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
What is meat
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
What is four sisters and three brothers
How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
What is you are standing back to back with your father
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
What is their middle names
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
What is nine
A man goes out for a walk during a storm with nothing to protect him from the rain. He doesn’t have a hat, a hood or an umbrella. But by the end of his walk, there isn’t a single wet hair on his head. Why doesn’t the man have wet hair?
What is he's bald
How many letters are in the alphabet?
What is 11 letters
What has a thousand needles but cannot sew?
What is a porcupine
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
What is concrete floors are very hard to crack