Riddles
What animal is the best at baseball?
A bat.
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece
I am an animal named after the animal that I eat, what am I?
Anteater
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15 mph to the West, where would the apple fall?
Down!
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age.
How did the baseball fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
The score is always 0-0 before a game.
What does an evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs
Mr. Red lives in the red house. Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mrs. Pink lives in the pink house. Who lives in the white house?
The President
The more there is of this, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow.
What Sport has four letters. is played all around the world, and Begins with a T?
Golf
I am as light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Breath
Tom’s height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
Where does today come before yesterday?
in the dictionary
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
Bob's coach has five players: Jojo, Koko, Lolo, and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?
Bob
What has words but never speaks?
A book
If there are seven apples and you take away 3, how many apples do you have?
Three
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Not
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but i come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo.
We're five little things that you use all the time, and you'll find all of us in "a tennis court."
The vowels. (a,e,i,o,u)
If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
On a clock, 11:00 plus 2 hours = 1:00. 9:00 plus 5 hours = 2:00
I met a man on the London Bridge, he tipped his hat and drew his cane, in this riddle I told you his name. What is it?
Andrew
I am a seven letter word. I am very heavy. Take two letters away and you will get 8. Take away one letter and you will get 80. Who am I?
Weighty
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago