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Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A: mushroom
Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.
Q: What's got a wave but no sea?
hair.
Q: What can you see in the middle of water?
A: T
Q: How many eyes does a crocodile have?
A: One
Q: Why does a boy put his iPod into the fridge?
A: because he wants to listen to cool music
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
Q: What has teeth but can't bite?
A: A Comb.
Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: short
Q: Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
A: He throws it straight up.
Q: I have no life, but I can die, what am I?
A: battery
Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich
Q: I do not have wings, but I can fly. I don’t have eyes, but I will cry! What am I?
A: cloud
Q: Why do lions eat raw meat?
A: Because they never learned to cook
Q: How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
A: There are 18: 3 in the, 7 in English, and 8 in alphabet.
Q: What is next in this sequence? JFMAMJJASON
A: D
Q: What goes up but never goes down?
A: your age
Q: What has four legs, but can’t walk?
A: table
Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
A: None of them
Q: What bank never has any money?
A: The riverbank
Q: What kind of cup can’t hold water?
A: Cupcake