RIDDLE
What kind of room that doesn't have any walls or doors?
MUSHROOM
What do the numbers 11, 69, 88. and 96 all have in common?
They are all read the same upside down.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow
I am a odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What is always on its way but never arrives/
Tomorrow
I am made of lead surrounded by wood and everyone uses me, What am I?
a pencil
What is white flies in the air, are all different shapes, and can be dangerous?
Snow
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce
I am not a blanket yet I can cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound?
Snowflakes
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because it has a mile between each "s"
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and_________.
David
A man was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat but didn't get a single hair o his head wet, why?
He was bald.
A cowboy road into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse is named Friday.
The more you take, the more you leave. What am I?
footsteps
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter w
What is used more when it is broken?
EGG
When I go from five and add six I get eleven but when I take six and go to seven I get one. What am I?
A clock
What has many rings but no fingers?
a phone
What starts with T, end with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
A joke
Forward I am heavy; backward I am not. What am I?
TON
A word that contains six letters but when you subtract just one letter the remaining word will be equal to twelve. What am I?
Dozens
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher shop and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
A relationship