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Kate’s mother has four daughters: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and _____. What is the name of the fourth daughter?
Kate.
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
S W AG
There are two fathers and two sons in a car. How many people are in the car?
Three people. A grandfather, a father, and a son.
What type of music do rabbits like?
Hip-hop
What do you break before you use it?
An egg
Which month has 28 days?
All months have 28 days
I can fill up a room but take no space. What am I?
Light.
Trees are my home, but I never go inside. When I fall off a tree, I am dead. What am I?
A leaf
What is a snowman called in summer?
A puddle.
I have no doors, but I have keys. I have no rooms, but I have space. You can enter, but you cannot leave. What am I?
A keyboard
How can a man go for eight days without sleeping?
He sleeps at night.
What is the similarity between “2 + 2 = 5” and your left hand?
Neither is right.
A man shaves throughout the day, yet he has a beard. How?
He is a barber.
A woman builds a house with all four walls facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?
White. It is a polar bear since this must be the North Pole if all walls face south.
I have hands, but I cannot shake your hand. I have a face, but I cannot smile at you. What am I?
A clock.
What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
What do you find at the end of a line?
The letter “E.”
It is lighter than a feather, but you can’t hold it for more than two minutes. What is it?
Your breath.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
What kind of food do mummies eat?
Wraps
Name three consecutive days that aren’t the days of the week.
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
How many books can you pack inside an empty backpack
One. It is no longer empty after that.
You can hear me, but you cannot see or touch me. What am I?
A voice
What can make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
My first letter is in chocolate but not in ham. My second letter is in cake and jam, and my third is in tea but not in coffee. What am I?
A cat.