Funny riddles
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock.
I have rooms but no doors, I have keys but no locks, I enter your house unseen and make silence my voice. What am I?
A piano
I am the piece of parchment that changed history, born in '76, but not as old as you think. What am I?
Declaration of Independence
Imagine a logo showing a partially hidden apple with a bite mark and a glowing effect.
Apple
I show you the world, hand-held or spread wide; boundaries and cities within me reside. What am I?
map
Where would you take a sick boat?
Answer: To the dock.
The more of me you take, the more I leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
A colossal gift from across the sea, a symbol of welcome and liberty I be. What am I?
Statue of Liberty
Red background with white swoosh partially obscured. Hint: Famous for shoes.
Nike
Broad and salty, I cover much of Earth's face; touching continents, and in me, ships race. What am I?
ocean
Why did the fly never land on the computer?
He was afraid of the world wide web.
The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it. The person who uses it never knows they're using it. What is it?
A coffin
I chimed in liberty but now I'm still, yet I symbolize that freedom never will. What am I?
Liberty Bell
ou’ll find me on the road, my logo’s a star. I’m known for luxury, but I’m not a car. What am I?
Mercedes benz
I am the Earth's spine, rising high, touching the sky; climbers aspire to conquer my peak before they die. What am I?
mountain
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
I was the first of my kind, leading a nation, setting the precedent for the rest to follow. Who am I?
George Washington
I’m made of bricks, but I’m not a house. Kids love me, but I’m not a mouse. What am I?
lego
Ring of fire's child, with a temper so wild; from my top, I spew both ash and smiles. What am I?
volcano
I have hundreds of wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am; call me a lot. What am I?
Answer: A parking lot.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have nobody, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo
began with tea but ended in a fight, a spark that lit the revolution's light. What am I?
The Boston Tea Party
I’m a coffee house, but I’m not your home. I started in Seattle, but I’ve spread like foam. What am I?
starbucks
I'm not a plate, but I hold many countries together. What am I?
continent