Easy
What is black and white and "read" all over
News paper
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short!
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
Because they peal
What has a head and a tail and no body?
a coin
What number is odd, until you take away one letter and it becomes even?
7
I speak without a mouth and hear without hears. I have nobody, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?
What has cities, but no houses; forests but no trees and water, but no fish?
A map!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A hot dog
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!!!
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
Car-PET ....
In a one story house at the corner of the road, the bedrooms were yellow the kitchen was orange, the living room was red the garage was blue the entry hall was green, and the sitting room was purple. What color were the stairs?
There was no color because there are no stairs-it's a one-story house! GOTCH YA!
It belongs to you but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name!
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A River!
What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment and twice in one thousand years?
The letter M.
What type of car is spelled the same backward and forward?
Racecar
What keeps going up and down but never moves?
Stairs!!!!
I have no wings, but I can fly. I have no eyes, but I can cry. What am I?
A cloud!
What kind of coat is better when its put on wet?
A coat of paint
What has 13 hearts, but no legs, no lungs or bellybuttons?
A deck of cards!
Grandpa went for a walk, and it started raining. He forgot to bring an umbrella and didn't have a hat. When he got home his clothes were soaking wet, but not a hair on his head was wet. How was this possible?
Grandpa was bald!
I'm not alive but I can grow. I don't have lungs, but I need air. I'm not a plant a plant, I don't need water. What am I?
Fire