TRIPLE JEOPARDY
What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
Shadow
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
What goes up when the rain comes down
An umbrella
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How did he do that?
The horse was named Friday
TRIPLE POINTS
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
You bump your nose on the ceiling.
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
What is red and blue and purple and green? No one can reach it not even the queen?
A rainbow
DOUBLE POINTS
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once because after you subtract its not 25 anymore
TRIPLE POINTS
Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion?
I would rather have the tiger eat the lion.
DOUBLE POINT BONUS
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
He is bald
DOUBLE POINTS
How do you make "one" disappear?
Add a "g" to make it "gone" or an "n" to make it "none"!
GET IT WRONG AND LOSE HALF YOUR POINTS
My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. How old am I?
Don't be too confused the answer is 18 years old.