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What are two things you can never eat for breakfast
lunch and dinner
What gets wetter the more it dries
a towel
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink
fire
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter ‘W’
What goes up but never ever comes down?
your age
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
an envelope
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
she sleeps at night.
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
a clock
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
secret
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The four you took
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
your cellphone
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
All 12
If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?
E-G-G W-H-I-T-E
If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?
An electric train has no smoke
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
No time, because the wall is already built
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
candle
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
The doctor was the boy’s mom
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow