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I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there?
Three
You’re in a room and there’s a ghost in the room, but you are the only one in the room. How is this possible?
What has hands but can not clap?
A clock
What do elves learn at school?
The Elf-abet
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping
What has four legs but cannot walk?
A table/chair
I protect, I stand tall
my purpose is to strike fear in all.
What am I?
A scarecrow
What is full of holes but still holds water? What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
A group of bunnies were having a birthday party. What kind of music were they listening to?
Hip Hop Music
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
Silence
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
What does a ghost use to wash its hair?
Sham-BOO!
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A bottle
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
Automobile
What has an eye but cannot see?
A needle
Where does today come before yesterday?
A dictionary
I have a body, arms, legs and a head, but I’m heartless and have no guts. What am I?
A skeleton
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp
Answer these two questions at the same time, with one answer.
How are you feeling, and what kind of car do you drive?
Madagascar
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A secret
A man has 53 socks in a drawer: 21 blue, 15 black, and 17 red. How many socks must he take out to be 100% certain he has at least one pair of black socks?
40
I have hundreds of ears, but I can’t hear a thing. What am I?
A cornfield