I have keys but no locks. I have space but no rooms. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
The alphabet goes from A to Z but I go Z to A. What am I?
A zebra
I am a room that you can eat. What am I?
Mushroom
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
Play me with a ball and bat or hear me chirp in a top hat. What am I?
A cricket
I have many rings but no fingers. What am I?
Onion
What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right?
Your right elbow.
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed
I have a mane, but I’m not a lion and I wear my shoes to bed. What am I?
A horse
What kind of drink loves an earthquake?
Milkshake
what is in the middle of march and April but not in may
an R
What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Incorrectly
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor
I wear a tuxedo in the snow and skate on my tummy across the ice. What am I?
A penguin
I’m a nut that isn’t a nut, I’m a legume. What am I?
Peanut
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and...?
David
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
I never leave the water, but I breathe air. I live in a school all my life. What am I?
A dolphin
Which English alphabet is a vegetable?
Pea