What Am I
I have a neck but no head, two arms but no hands. What am I?
A T-Shirt
A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof. Which way does it roll?
Nowhere, Roosters don't lay eggs
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
A Comb
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A Clock
I’m gold, cold, and poured in a mug. Many people drink me on St. Patrick’s Day. What am I?
Beer
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
You see a boat filled with people, but there isn’t a single person on board. Why is that?
They're all married
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom
What has one eye but cannot see?
A Needle
I’m a plant people wear for luck on St. Patrick’s Day, but I’m not a four-leaf clover. What am I?
A Shamerock
I run but never walk, have a mouth but never talk. What am I?
A River
What can travel around the world while staying in the same corner?
A Stamp
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A Towel
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
I’m a tiny fairy from Irish stories. If you catch me, legend says I must give you my treasure. What am I?
A Leperchaun
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A Barber
Two fathers and two sons go fishing but catch only three fish. Each gets one. How? so?
They are a grandfather, father, and son.
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A Teapot
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your Name
I stretch across the sky after rain, and Irish legends say treasure waits where I end. What am I?
A Rainbow
I have cities but no houses, rivers but no water, forests but no trees. What am I?
A Map
A man looks at a picture and says:
“Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son.”
Who is in the picture?
The Man/Himself
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
The person who makes it sells it.
The person who buys it never uses it.
The person who uses it never knows they are using it.
What is it?
A Coffin
Most people wear me on March 17 so they don’t get pinched. What am I?
The Colour Green